Fun with Beauty Cam

So baru-baru ni aku cepat bosan (padahal next week ada test, tak sedar diri) and aku pun download this new app on my phone called Beauty Camera. Basically what it does is, dia cantikkan gambar. So kalau your face ada pimples and such dia akan remove it and cerahkan lagi muka etc etc. Tapi tu semua senang sangat. It says it can make pictures look more beautiful. So I decided to put it to the test.

(Trial 1: An average looking tiger)

For my first try, aku ambik gambar harimau (dari internet yea. takde makne nye aku nak tetibe gi carik harimau) and in the top photo dia nampak gagah dan elegant tapi membosankan. So with the help of beauty cam. BAM!!! The tiger jadi fabulous and more feminine.

Tapi aku fikir balik. Guna tiger pun macam senang sangat. Aku nak lawakan bende yang dah memang buruk. So for trial number 2.

(Trial 2 : An average looking piece of shit)

Hahaaaaa. So 2nd try aku, aku try cantikkan taik anjing yang memang kalau orang tengok, memang memburukkan pemandangan. So the solution? BEAUTY CAM!!! BAAAMMM!!! Taik anjing yang dulu nampak macam sampah, sekarang nampak macam a piece of art. Almost as good looking as chocolate ice cream.

Tapi still aku rasa tak cukup mencabar. So aku fikir lagi. Apa lagi bende yang orang rasa buruk gila babs sampai nak termuntah? So then 3rd trial run aku adalah...

(Trial 3: An average looking possessed girl)

So for my 3rd trial aku telah memilih pelakon utama cerita the exorcist. Dalam gambar before dia nampak buruk. Muka dia penuh dengan scars and imperfections and dia telah memilih tempat yang gelap untuk ambik gambar dia. Ini menyebabkan gambar dia nampak gelap dan tak ceria. So with the help of beauty cam, BAM BAM BAAAAAM!!!! Dia nampak lagi segar. Walaupun app ni tak dapat hilangkan scars dia, skin dia nampak agak flawless and glowing. Rambut dia pun nampak lagi sihat (dah takde idea dah). Tambah lagi dengan effect neon, background gambar ni nampak lagi ceria dan tidak langsung menyeramkan.

So finally setelah puas edit gambar-gambar ni, aku decided nak edit my own picture and see the final result.

(Trial 4: myself)

Ok sumpah aku tak tahan gelak. Rasa nak sepak diri aku pun ada. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Tapi walaubagaimanapun, gambar aku tetap menerima sambutan yang positive daripada rakan-rakan di instagram 

(Bukti comments)

Seeee, even Harry cakap kalah Erra, LOL. Sayang sangat membe-membe aku. Anyway, you can see how bored and stressed out I am that I have 4 papers next week. Nasib baik next week dah midsem break jugak. Habis je papers, party like a rockstar kat rumah. TTDI aku datang.

Oh and yeah, app ni best. Download la. Boleh menghilangkan bosan.

Tu je. kbye~~~

Magibon, an uneasy post

Before aku start explaining my confussion (and actually a bit cuak jugak, I don't know why) just watch this video first.

(Don't worry la. Dia bukan something yang scary ke apa)

....Okaaaay. So bagi yang dah tengok (or for whatever reason, malas nak tengok) this is a video of a girl just staring into the camera for 38 secs. I don't even know where to begin. How bout aku mulakan dengan beberapa fakta. Video ni telah pun menerima 6,674,241 views. And and and on average, her other videos pun around juta-juta views jugak. Let me start by saying (and aku tak tahu kenapa) this video membuatkan aku rasa very VERY uncomfortable. She is practically just staring at you, smiling macam an evil demon. Aku sumpah ingatkan macam this is one of those videos yang tetibe some kind of hantu terkeluar ke apa. But no. It's just that. Ok tapi tu aku je la. I went through the comments and most of them were positive. Orang puji la cakap dia cute la bagai. But but but just for staring at the camera for 30 plus seconds and views kau berjuta? seriously youtube? what is this???

Ok moving on to more serious matters. First of all, this girl is not Japanese. To me memang takde muka orang jepun pun but most of the comments on youtube said she's japanese. But I know she's not. Tapi she did learn Japanese from watching anime. Her real name is Margaret Lilian Adams and dia dari Florida. Almost semua video dia maca ni (well yang aku jumpa la) and in an interview, bila orang tanye dia dia tak plan nak buat videos with script ke? Dia reply dia tak guna script and dia takde plan pun. Ok but even so, kenapa just by making videos macam ni dia boleh dapat banyak gila views? Well one of the speculations was that most of her audience adalah lelaki yang berumur 45 dan ke atas....So....you know why lah. Tapi creepy gila ok. I mean, aku tengok video video dia and aku rasa it's creepy. But bila tengok balik statistics and finding out that most of her viewers are guys over 45 macam...eww.

I mean seriously guys. Tengok video ni boleh turned on ke? And at the time dia buat video video ni she was like what? 12? 13? She's just a kid. So many pedos on youtube. Tapi tapi tapi. Another fun fact. Dia pernah appear on the cover of Playboy Japan.

(Control yourselves boys)

Babi kalau aku tahu by doing nothing and posting it on youtube boleh make me famous, baik aku takyah study je. I mean seriously. Video dia macam tu je and now look where she is. I don't understaaaand.

Ok tu je. Goodnight

Harlem Shake

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. By now most of you dah tahu dah the Harlem Shake tu apa kan? And no @ttdiTV Harlem Shake bukanlah sejenis shake dari McD.

(I mean seriously? Ok lah tak baik gelak. Banyak gak orang tak tahu Harlem Shake tu apa sebenarnye)

Anyway, basically Harlem Shake ni is so called the new in thing. Ala dia macam dulu kan ada dougie, planking and at the same time the gangnam style. Ni kiranya macam the new trend all over youtube right now. And even though banyak orang cakap Harlem Shake ni sangat bodoh. Aku rasa dia macam cool je. Hahahah, I'm weird I know. Tak I mean kalau kau tengok the videos dia macam the people yang in the video macam having a lot of fun je and it looks like its so fun to do. Okok enough explaining. Just watch la this video.

(Harlem Shake!!!!)

So dia basically macam tu je la. Music starts, sorang je akan menari while everyone else buat kerja masing-masing macam its nothing weird. But then suddenly the beat drops and semua orang suddenly menari macam orang gila. Tu je. Tapi aku tak tahu la. aku tengok diorang buat macam fun je. So aku plan macam nak buat a Harlem Shake video gak. Hipster tak? lolololo. Tapi kene find a group of people yang sanggup buat keje gila ngan aku. Anyway, fun fact. Harlem Shake ni is originally a dance sometime in the 90s tak silap aku. Its actually a name of a dance move yang takde kaitan langsung with any of these videos. So I'm not really sure kenapa it's called the Harlem Shake. Maybe that's the name of the song kot? Oh well.

Main point is, aku dah lama tak buat keje gila and what a fun way to buat keje gila right? right? no? oh well.

Ok tu je. Byeeee~~~

Off With Your Head!!!

Hello everyone. So korang probably tahu rambut aku boleh kira panjang. And in fact memang aku sengaja biar dia panjang sebab one, aku tak pernah simpan rambut aku panjang sampai macam ni. And two, aku nak tengok brape lama aku boleh simpan rambut aku before kene saman or sound dengan guard UTP. Apparently boleh tahan 2 bulan before aku kene sound, and tu pun dia sound bodoh bodoh sebab aku buat muka comel (lol). So technically boleh tahan lama lagi la without any so called "extreme" measures taken. 

However, lately aku rasa rambut aku sangat merimaskan. Like seriously, lepas mandi, hair all over my face. Kalau hari tu panas (and it's always panas) terasa panas yang terlebih lak. Kalau angin tiup, masuk mata and mulut. And top of the list, kalau hari yang aku rasa extremely malas, aku akan nampak serabai level sejuta. Therefore, aku pun telah mengambil keputusan untuk potong rambut setelah menyimpannya selama 8 bulan. But since rambut aku panjang, aku boleh have some fun with my hair before aku actually potong it.

So it started with : 

(Rambut aku paling panjang setakat ni)

And then aku terasa nak have fun. Dulu time aku identity crisis aku terfikir nak buat rambut skrillex. So....

(Skrillex...actually sangat rempit)

But then aku realise buat rambut skrillex membuatkan aku nampak sangat sangat rempit. Like level infinite rempit. Aku rasa nak sepak je diri aku time tu. So finally the end result of my hair was...

(Aku sengaja buat black and white sebab nampak cam emo depressed sikit. lol)

Yeap, the end product was aku botak. And esok Isnin which means esok baru my new hair will make its first debut. And even though for now aku boleh cakap aku okay with my hair like this. Aku tahu after a few days, aku akan menyesal, macam perempuan yang baru potong rambut. As for the people yang dah tengok rambut aku, the most common soalan aku dapat is "kenapa kau potong rambut? Kau depressed ke?". Pun boleh guys. But no, the whole reason aku buat post pasal bende ni is because, aku tak pernah botak before this. So now I can cross it off my list of things to do before I die.

Anyway tu je. Hair is just hair after all. Plus rambut aku cepat tumbuh balik pun. My next aim is to not cut my hair for the rest of the year. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Aku akan revisit this topic at the end of the year.

So for now goodnight. Esok aku ada class pagi

ZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzz

Jom Kahwin

Hi everybody.

Lately aku perasan kat Twitter ngan Facebook aku, banyak orang dah start cakap pasal marriage. And actually some of my friends dah pun kahwin and bertunang, like my ex-housemate time kat UiTM dulu. Anyway, this year aku akan mencecah umur 21 tahun and tetibe aku pun terfikir, tak ke too early to start thinking about marriage? I mean yes, people in my age group dah boleh kira matang I guess. Tapi, kitorang still tengah study, kerja pun belum, takde stable income, takde kereta, rumah pun tiada, ada pun bapa punya (lame joke). The point is, tak ke awal sangat? Semua orang fikir nak kahwin sebab semua orang fikir kahwin ni senang and best, tapi diorang ada tak consider the hard parts of marriage? (ceh cakap macam aku dah kahwin)

I mean tipu gak ah kalau aku tak pernah fikir pasal kahwin jugak (even though I'm still single LOL) tapi even then, aku rasa banyak sangat bende nak kene consider kalau nak kahwin nanti. Duit cukup tak nak raise a family, rumah cukup besar tak kalau ada anak, safety family, nak jaga hubungan dengan the in-laws, etc etc. And I know la aku pun not the most Islamic person dalam dunia ni, tapi the main thing aku nak buat before I get married is change myself and my way of living before boleh lead someone ke arah yang betul (matang tak ayat aku?) tapi seriously la, kene change myself first.

At the same time, aku tak tahu kenapa some of my friends rushing nak get married. What's the rush der? Takut awek kau lari? Kalau korang betul-betul sayang each other then you can wait. Cukupkan la semua syarat yang sepatutnya dulu before even considering to get married. Sebab aku tak rasa marriage is all fun and games. Tapi at the same time kan, aku ada dengar gak some of my friends just nak get married sebab dah horny tapi tu gossip lain hari yea, ehehehe.

Anyway, whatever people's decision are to get married now or later, just be prepared for battle

And sebelum korang fikir nak kahwin or not, tanya yourself, are you ready, bebeh?

Anyway tu saje, aku nak mandi.

kbyeeeeee~

London, Paris Oh la la

Hey Hey Hey!!!! Hi everyone. Lama gila tak update bende ni. Tapi like I said in my previous post, aku memang akan hilang sekejap. So sebenarnye aku dah balik from London since the 7th of Jan. Tapi like I said, kene rushing balik pergi UTP sebab sem dah start. And this sem busy nak mampuih. Seriously, baru sekarang aku dapat update bende ni, and tu pun sebab class aku cancel (ok, merapu masalah sendiri). Anyway, the point is I'm back.

So back to the main topic which is trip aku to London and Paris. Tapi daripada aku cerita everything and membosankan everyone, aku akan instead bagi korang my top 50 (dibahagikan kepada 10 kategori) for London and Paris in point form dan juga diselit beberapa gambar. Haaaaaaaaa. So, let's begin

10 FAVORITE THINGS TO DO

1. Jalan-jalan to random places without a plan nak pergi ke mana
2. Discover random places
3. Makan ice cream walaupun sejuk gila babs kat luar
4. Shopping kat Oxford Street
5. Shopping kat Westfields 
6. Jalan-jalan kat parks dia
7. Gi kacau itik ngan tupai yang ada kat parks tersebut
8. Melepak depan kedai kopi sambil memerhati semua orang berjalan (lol, stalker gila)
9. Lepak dan jumpa bersama membe yang dah lama tak jumpa
10. Tengok orang buat street performances

(Hyde Park. One of my favorite parks to walk at)

10 FAVORITE PLACES

1. Oxford Street (shopping district)
2. Westfields (it's a shopping mall by the way)
3. Camden Town (Tempat shopping and makanan versi market camtu)
4. Hyde Park
5. Green Park
6. Natural History Museum
7. Piccadily Circus (tempat shopping high end sikit. Tak beli apa-apa ah tapi, suka lalu je eheh)
8. Galeries la Fayette (Paris)
9. Bayswater
10. Edgware Road (Bayswater and Edgware road tempat aku cari makanan halal)

(The streets of Camden Town)

10 MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

1. The view from the top of the Eiffel Tower and the tower itself
2. The Louvre Pyramid in Paris
3. The paintings in the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square, London
4. Buckingham Palace
5. The London Eye
6. Tower Bridge (sebab London Bridge tak menarik sangat)
7. The Arc de Triomphe and the Avenue des Champs-Elysees, which is the long road leading up to the arc
8. Big Ben
9. Parliament Street
10. The Christmas lights at Oxford Street

(The view from the top of the Eiffel Tower)

10 MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS

1. New Year fireworks depan the London Eye
2. Discovering Halal Subway and Halal Nandos (Epic LOL)
3. Someone mistakenly took my name as "Amy" 
4. Kene kacau dengar gangsters kat Paris (sumpah tak lawak ok)
5. Kegilaan Boxing day shopping
6. Berborak bersama bapak ayam UK (Pun boleh)
7. Kaki cramp sambil lintas jalan kat Oxford Street and time tu jugak lampu dia bertukar jadi hijau
8. Barang teroverload masa nak balik Malaysia. (Tak pernah jadi ok)
9. Bontot kene raba time New Year dengan orang mabuk
10. Jumpa Harry :D

(New Year fireworks depan the London Eye)

10 THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE SO MUCH

1. Kene kacau ngan gangster kat Paris (sumpah tak puas hati)
2. Kat Paris, majority orang yang aku jumpa tak sefriendly yang aku harapkan
3. Susah sikit nak carik makanan halal kat Paris
4. Area aku lepas dah gelap sumpah creepy doh and ada possibility kene stab or rogol
5. Travelling sangat mahal. The underground la. The bus ok sikit tapi slow sikit la nak sampai your destination
6. Rokok aku sentiasa kene pau
7. Aku selalu kene tipu dengan salesman kat sana. Pancing lebih sikit and aku terus terbeli....(ok ni salah aku)
8. Peminta sedekah kat sana agak persistant
9. The young people in UK akan sentiasa pasang lagu dengan kuat kat public areas or in buses or trains and takkan ada orang tegur diorang untuk turn down the music.
10. The crowd during lunch hour. Either you walk fast kalau tak semua orang langgar kau.

(Ramai sangat orang)

10 ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU FOR FIRST TIMERS

1. Kalau kau stay dalam seminggu or dua minggu camtu and nak banyak travel, get the weekly oyster card pass thingy (lupa apa tah nama dia). Sebab kalau kau ambik the hop on hop off tour bus tu, macam bazir sikit la sebab kau kene ikut time dia. Better kau ambik the week pass and plan your own trip. Tapi kalau kau stay like 2-3 days camtu, ambik la bus hop on hop off tu.
2. Jangan harapkan semua orang akan layan kau dengan baik. Be on guard all the time.
3. Jangan percaya sangat street sellers, diorang just nak duit
4. Kalau kau datang UK just for the shopping, make sure kau jangan pack banyak sangat. Aku nye barang overweight kot masa aku balik -.-''
5. Always kencing atau berak bila kau dapat chance sebab kau tak tahu bila lagi kau akan jumpa a decent toilet
6. Also eat when you can sebab tak tahu kat mana lagi ada makanan halal
7. Try to be back before 12 sebab the drunks there agak menakutkan
8. Kalau kau jalan sesorang macam aku, make sure atleast ada 1 person yang tahu kau kat mana at all times. 
9. Make sure kau check dulu apa yang kau nak makan tu. Kang tak pasal-pasal termakan babi
10. If you're lost in central london, jangan panic. Mesti adanya map somewhere along the streets.

(At Heathrow Airport, nak balik Malaysia dah, with my Aunt yang telah jaga aku sepanjang aku ada kat sana)

So tu je la cerita aku kat negara penjajah lol. And now I'm back in Malaysia, back in UTP and busier than ever. The experience was fun and exciting and full of surprises (ayat buku text) tapi most of all, aku lagi appreciate negara sendiri sekarang sebab experience ni. Not sure kalau dua statement tu ada kaitan ke tak but yeah macam tu la. Anyway, will begin blogging as per normal again bila ada masa lapang.

Bye semua, Salam Satu Malaysia :D

Tiboh patriotik